Superstore Shopper Bizarre Clothes Source Revealed

Superstore Shopper Bizarre Clothes Source Revealed

You’ve seen them in person at all times of the day and night.  You’ve seen pictures of them posted all over the internet:  Superstore Shoppers in bizarre outfits.  The question, where do they get those clothes?  The answer, not surprisingly, at the very locales in which they are observed.

 

See you in aisle 5 soon!

You Can Tell That Musical Acts Are Playing Post Covid Performance Catch Up

You can tell that musical acts are playing post Covid performance catch up with a plethora of concert dates.  Below is just a sample list of all of the performers on the road.  Please note that in the wake of a recent unfortunate tragedy, the Foo Fighters schedule is subject to change.  Number of concerts left are of the date of this post.

Eagles

17 concerts to June 26, 2022

Pop Music / Soft Rock

Coldplay

33 concerts to August 24, 2022

Alternative Rock / Indie

Metallica

13 concerts to August 14, 2022

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Elton John

97 concerts to July 08, 2023

Pop Music / Soft Rock

Aerosmith

13 concerts to September 08, 2022

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Justin Bieber

65 concerts to March 25, 2023

Pop Music / Soft Rock

Maroon 5

3 concerts to May 06, 2022

Alternative Rock / Indie

Journey

27 concerts to August 06, 2022

Pop Music / Soft Rock

Katy Perry

16 concerts to August 13, 2022

Pop Music / Soft Rock

Guns N’ Roses

16 concerts to July 15, 2022

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Foo Fighters

47 concerts to December 17, 2022

Alternative Rock / Indie

Red Hot Chili Peppers

29 concerts to September 18, 2022

Alternative Rock / Indie

KISS

26 concerts to September 22, 2022

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Lady Gaga

23 concerts to September 10, 2022

Pop Music / Soft Rock

Rod Stewart

65 concerts to December 20, 2022

Pop Music / Soft Rock

Adele

8 concerts to July 02, 2022

Pop Music / Soft Rock

Iron Maiden

42 concerts to October 27, 2022

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Rammstein

27 concerts to October 04, 2022

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Billy Joel

10 concerts to September 23, 2022

Pop Music / Soft Rock

Eric Clapton

15 concerts to June 17, 2022

Pop Music / Soft Rock

Paul McCartney

14 concerts to June 16, 2022

Pop Music / Soft Rock

Pearl Jam

32 concerts to September 22, 2022

Alternative Rock / Indie

Sting

52 concerts to October 10, 2022

Pop Music / Soft Rock

Bon Jovi

15 concerts to April 30, 2022

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

The Rolling Stones

10 concerts to July 31, 2022

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Luke Bryan

44 concerts to October 28, 2022

Country / Folk

Andrea Bocelli

29 concerts to October 19, 2023

Classical / Instrumental

Slipknot

38 concerts to August 15, 2022

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Snoop Dogg

29 concerts to September 19, 2022

Rap / Hip-Hop

Scorpions

8 concerts to April 16, 2022

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Dave Matthews Band

46 concerts to September 20, 2022

Alternative Rock / Indie

Imagine Dragons

16 concerts to July 06, 2022

Alternative Rock / Indie

Chicago – The Band

66 concerts to September 10, 2022

Pop Music / Soft Rock

Michael Bublé

19 concerts to July 25, 2022

Pop Music / Soft Rock

Ed Sheeran

33 concerts to March 12, 2023

Alternative Rock / Indie

Avenged Sevenfold

1 concert to June 29, 2022

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Pitbull

4 concerts to September 30, 2022

Rap / Hip-Hop

 

My Corona, a Parody

My Corona, a Parody

Ooh, my little viral one, my viral one
Am I going to catch you this time, Corona?
No place to go to make my motor run, my motor run
‘Cause they canceled my airline, Corona

Always get a dirty look, when I cough
I always get a dirty look, when I sneeze
Ah, ah, ah,  ah, choo!
M-m-m-my Corona

The face mask makes it harder, hard to breathe
Now you can only see my eyes, Corona
CDC’s keeping it a mystery, it gets to me
Hazmat’s down past the length of my thigh, Corona

Always get a dirty look, when I cough
I always get a dirty look, when I sneeze
Ah, ah, ah,  ah, choo!
M-m-m-my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona

I hope I never catch it.  No not me
Or is it just a matter of time, Corona?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just a game…my Corona?

You approach the theater to see the new Matrix film…

You approach the theater to see the new Matrix film.  You go inside, but immediately get a sense of the surreal.  You approach the box office window to buy a ticket and say, “One for resurrections.” “That’ll be two hundred and fifty,” says the cashier. “Two hundred and fifty bucks? This thing is a gold mine,” you say. “You must be new here,” he replies. “Yeah, I just moved in,” you say. “This is the most amazing movie ever!” says the cashier. “I cannot believe they made it. I’ll tell you what, I’ll let you buy a ticket at one hundred fifty. What do you say?” You’re thinking it over when you feel a sudden burning sensation on your arm. It’s so strange, you look down to see that the cashier is now wearing a mask of your own skin. You quickly turn back around and run out of the theater. As you go, burning skin continues to cover your entire body. It’s not long before the rest of the theater staff is after you. They all seem to have masks of your skin as well. You try to escape them, but they continue to come after you. They corner you in an alley and beat you savagely. Finally, you’re left barely alive and barely able to walk. You see the same people from the theater again as you’re led to the hospital guarded by the police. One of the cops is a woman with crimson face paint who gives you a knowing look as you’re taken into the emergency room. A week later, you’re still in the hospital. The doctors had a hard time diagnosing you, since you showed no signs of physical trauma. Instead you were deemed a “psychological case” and sent to a mental ward…

You’ve heard about the ‘Let’s go Brandon’ T-Shirts, but who is Brandon? You don’t have a clue.

You’ve heard about the ‘Let’s go Brandon’ T-Shirts, but who is Brandon?  You don’t have a clue.  News is not a part of your life unless there is a story out about Dave Grohl or Britney Spears.  Sealing yourself up for over a year did not help either.  The one thing that has been consistent, though is your collection of T-Shirts.  You have some 200 of them, including a Led Zeppelin 1979 Backstage Pass T-Shirt.  Your need to collect more is drawing you towards the ‘Let’s go Brandon’ T-Shirt.  However, with no knowledge of the subject matter, you remain unsure.  The internet is down T.F.N., so no help there.  If this T-Shirt is to be had today, you must go out in the world and do what you hate most.  Ask perfect strangers for information about ‘Let’s go Brandon’.

You pick the library first, walk in and ask the reference desk person, “What does ‘Let’s go Brandon’ mean?” “Um, it’s the name of a T.V. Show I think.” says the young librarian. The second choice is no more appealing. You will have had to go back out into the world and ask someone else. You walk out and begin what is now your daily routine, walking down the sidewalk, looking in store after store, hoping for some sort of answer. After an hour of this, you realize you can hear a T.V. Show mentioning ‘Let’s go Brandon’ in the background. You begin to run towards the sound of T.V. This is the only lead you have, so you hope it pans out. After one block, you begin to notice something peculiar happening. While running, you look down at your feet. You seem to be covered in hundreds of little ants, which are all scurrying away from you. You look up and notice the same thing happening on the street and sidewalk. They are all running away from you, in the same direction. You begin to hear people screaming and yelling behind closed doors. You don’t want to start a panic so you keep walking and ignore the problem. You stop a passerby and ask, “Do you know what ‘Let’s go Brandon’ means?” “Nope, sorry”, says the passerby. “Do you?” “I’m a sanitation engineer, what do you think?” the passerby asks, annoyed. “That’s not an answer!” “It’s the only answer I have.” At this point, you realize the passerby is right. You don’t know what to do. You can continue this futile quest, or you can go home. Go home and try again tomorrow. You decide to go home. You walk to your apartment and enter. You go to your room, take off your shoes and socks and put on your pajamas. You lay in your bed and shut your eyes. A few hours later you awake and realize that you still don’t know what ‘Let’s go Brandon’ means. You go to your computer and do a search for it. This is when the internet begins to work! You type ‘Let’s go Brandon’ into the search bar and hit enter…

You haven’t worked in almost two years.  Time that has been either spent in the house amusing yourself or online playing games and exploring the virtual world. 

You haven’t worked in almost two years.  Time that has been either spent in the house amusing yourself or online playing games and exploring the virtual world.  You have been compensated by so many county, state and federal programs you have not been concerned with paying rent, utilities or grocery bills.  However, there is trouble on the horizon.  The safety net you’ve enjoyed is beginning to disappear.  Starting with the cessation of extra benefits at the federal level, your direct deposits are scaling back.  What do you do?  They certainly don’t expect you to get a job, do they?  Why would they have bestowed to you these benefits for over 18 months if they expected you to work?  After much contemplation, you decided that the best course of action will be to go find more benefits.  You head out into the world to fulfill this quest.  You approach a government building.  You push the doorbell.  The door opens and you ask the person standing at the door, “Where do I get additional monthly benefits?”

You continue to ask people this question and they direct you to various rooms where you can sign up for various programs. One woman even gives you her employee badge so that you may go into the system directly. You thank her and she replies, “No, Thank YOU! We have a brand-new member now!” You make note that this is not the same response as before.

In fact, they are downright friendly to you. The family that was giving you hassle when you first got off the bus has gone inside. You can hear them having fun in the video arcades. If you had stayed, they would have started throwing you pennies.

You enter the system. You are handed a badge, told what time to be in and where to report on your first day. You make note that there are cameras all around the building. They will no doubt see you on the security cameras entering and exiting the building with your new badge. After a few weeks of this routine, you are working in a new department.

But wait, you did not want to work.  You just want free benefits.

You realize that you shouldn’t have accepted this position. You want free benefits, and this is how you are going to get them? You can’t believe you fell for their routine so completely.

A few months pass and you get a call from the human resources department. You sit down in the little conference room for a familiar routine. You look at the huge gift basket on the table. You haven’t gotten any benefits in over a year, and they know it. They also know that you won’t be seeking any type of employment. They would like to offer you a “gift”, but under no circumstances is this to be treated as a bribe or reward. It is simply a “good will” gesture toward your years of dedicated service.

You have not agreed to this meeting to try to gain any sort of special consideration. You have simply agreed to it so that you may continue to receive your free benefits.

You are under no obligation to accept and have told them as much. They are careful in their response.

THEY: Thank you for being a valued customer for over fifteen years. We want to make sure that you will not suffer in the transition to a new welfare program. If you accept our generous offer of a one-time payment in the amount of three hundred dollars, we can assure you that you will never have to worry about money again.

YOU: (sarcastically) That’s great! I’ll just be leaving soon anyway.

THEY: (smiling) No, but you will have enough money for basic needs and can pursue an education or begin a new career.

YOU: (dubious) What’s in it for you?

THEY: (smiling) You are a valued customer and we want to continue to serve your needs.

YOU: This seems like an odd way of showing it.

THEY: (smiling) But that’s why it’s a goodwill gesture, to you as well as to you as an employee.

You have a choice here. You can accept their benefits for now and stop looking for work for as long as you want. You’ll also get a small raise in pay. This would be a small amount of money, but you’re used it that. You’d also basically be working for free while they continue to hire and train your replacement. This would all stop if you found work elsewhere.

You can decline their generous offer and get a severance package from their HR department. This would be much smaller and you’d have to quickly find work to avoid falling into hardship.

You can also refuse both offers. This will end your relationship with the company and result in you filing for unemployment after you leave. You’ll be able to easily find new work, but you’ll go without for quite some time.

You can choose to silently weep or curse the company out. Either way, this meeting is over.

Genesis, better see them while you can…

Genesis, better see them while you can…

It is no secret that Phil Collins has health issues.  Informed sources have reported him saying that he can barely hold on to drumsticks anymore.  However, with help from his son, Phil hit the road for the last time with Genesis.  Their tour kicked off September 20, 2021.  Included are 12 dates in the USA.  If you are a big fan or just super curious, this is mostly likely your last shot to see them live.  Best wishes to the group for an epic tour!

What Do We Mean by, “Please Listen Responsibly?”

Since words are our tools, it always interests us when they begin to strike a chord, so to speak.  The statement, “RecRadioNation at recradionation.com.  Please listen responsibly.” has caused quite a few inquiries as to what it may actually mean.  On the surface, one may ask, how does one listen to a radio station responsibly?  At the risk of getting over complicated, this liner and the others heard on the station are primarily a play on words.  They were created with the intention of  having many layers of meaning, some actual and some implied.  In the case of “Please listen responsibly”, it is primarily a joke take on the required public service message on ads for alcoholic beverages.  As for the rest of the meanings, we will let you speculate as to what they may be.

Our Favorite Station Player App for RecRadioNation

Our Favorite of the latest station player apps available to RecRadioNation listeners has got to be the myTuner Radio smart phone app.  What sets this one apart is the artist photo feature that displays above the title and artist information for each song.  This looks pretty cool.   Also, when you connect the app to a car with an infotainment center using Bluetooth, for example, the metadata information including station, artist and song appears on your car’s screen.  We think that this is a nice touch in the motoring comfort and convenience category.  To download the app, using your smart phone, go to this link: https://mytuner-radio.com/radio/recradionation-481534/  When the site opens, you will be prompted to download the app.  You can also get the app at Google Play and the App Store.